Those Night Thorns Are The Worst Amirite?? - Dreamlight Valley Crewneck
A cozy, durable crewneck that wears like a late-night visit to your favorite valley. This crew sweatshirt features bold white lettering across the chest reading “THOSE NIGHT THORNS ARE THE WORST AMIRITE??” with delicate signature and decorative flourish beneath, and thorn-like sleeve detailing that wraps the forearms. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric has a smooth, slightly pill-resistant hand and a structured classic fit that layers easily over tees and hoodies. Thoughtful construction—tubular knit body, ribbed collar, and double-needle stitching—keeps the silhouette neat wash after wash. Subtle comfort touches include a tear-away neck label and ethically sourced materials with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes. This sweatshirt reads like an inside joke for late-night storytellers and fans of Disney's Dreamlight Valley.
Product features
- Embroidery options: left, center or large chest plus right and left wrists.
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching.
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for other prints.
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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